Are you alone? Is the wife out of the house? Good. If she even whiffed a hint of evidence which suggests that Palace arent in action this weekend then you my friends may be in for an uncomfortable weekend of painstaking shopping trips, DIY duty or even a trip to see the in laws, what with England playing Montenegro on Friday night.Jokes aside, the new UEFA schedule results in an empty weekend devoid of any Championship or Premiership games to immerse yourself in. Plus we have to deal with the inevitable grimacing that comes with following the national side; a Ben Smith Jersey depre sing, demoralising 90 minutes of below par play by supposed big names. But, similar to Palace, its something as football fans that we all have to put up with.So what to do during the hours usually consumed by travel, pub, football, travel and Soccer Saturday? Heres my list;1. Gillette Soccer Saturday The obvious one and the simplest option. Why not? Jeff Stelling, Hartlepool fanatic and stat machine, and guests provide an entertaining and usually comedic spin on bringing you the latest football scores any other weekend, so sit back and enjoy carefree, safe in the knowledge that Palace wont succumb to yet another dismal away defeat.2. Spend Some Quality Time WithThe TV. If youre too busy to watch England on Friday, record it and view from the sofa at the more accepted 3pm Saturday kick off. Or you choose towatch Wales as could make an appearance for the full side against Switzerland.Soccer AM should raise half a smile with outrageous accents combined with even more outrageous acting as Max Rushden and Helen Chamberlain Joe Colborne Jersey present a gentle opening to the football weekend at 10am on Saturday morning.Crawley Town then travel to Northampton Town in the Sky live game at 12.45. Though not initially an encounter to leap out at you, League 2 has seen some special scorelines already this season and may just be another 6-goal thriller with the free scoring Crawley Town involved. Claude Davis is now a Red Devil so you could tune in merely to witne s a Cobbler receiving a forearm chop. Accidentally of course.Notts County play Hartlepool on the Sunday in League 1; Hartlepool having lost just once this season while the wise old Notts County Rene Robert Jersey drew with Juventus a few weeks back in a friendly! Who said League 1 is boring?Plus England play France in the Rugby World Cupon Saturday morning as well as the Japanese GP in which Sebastien Vettel could clinch the title.3. Go To Another GameVisit another of the 92 Football League clubs in England & Wales for a change! Go down to The Valley and cheer on the mighty Tranmere in the away end, support the Shots as Aldershot take on Macclesfield Town or perhaps venture further afield with Colchester United and Bournemouth both in action at home.If none of those games take your fancy then an FA Trophy weekend could; Bedfont Town, AFC Hayes, Fleet Town, Ilford or even Walton Casuals are all at home in the Preliminary Round of the cup plus Farnborough,Staines, Welling andWoking all feature in the Blue Square South.4. Update the Fantasy TeamA two week rest for some players is welcome. Allowing time and added training se sions, they can come back into the side fresh, acting in a similar way to a new signing. So use this weekend wisely to top up your fantasy team, perhaps adding Steven Gerrard back to the team or monitoring the inevitable injury to Robin Van Persie while on duty for Holland (he plays for Arsenal so theres bound to be one. If not him then it certainly has to be one of Benayoun, Arshavin or Ramsey). In which case, haul them out of the team and re-shuffle, use your tactical nous!Also, Peter Forsberg Jersey with Nathaniel Clyne and Owen Garvan rumoured to be on the comeback trail, you could squeeze them into the Texaco Championshipversion and add goal king Murray to the side if you havent already two goals in two games means the big man is looking ominous for more against Watford, Bristol City and Reading!5. Join In A World Record Attempt!Yes you heard correct; on Saturday, there is an event taking place at 2pm in Wennington Green where roughly 1000 frisbee throwers will simultaneously launch their discs to obtain a new Guinne s World Record! So its a little bit different but one most certainly for the whole family to enjoy as, if succe sful, you could go down in history. You are advised to bring your own frisbee but they will be provided. .It may be basic, it may be obvious. You may have already known what was to happen but hey, Capello wont change his tactics. Watching England has Nicolas Meloche Jersey become a chore rather than a pleasure over the past year so lets hope we can safely and comfortably secure our pa sage to Poland/Ukraine next year without the worry and continue to enjoy the two day break, awaiting the next fixture against Watford on the 15th.